Biography

On the day Cameron Wiggins was born, it is rumored that even Chuck Norris cried. Many stories of his birth have passed down through time, but no matter what the story says, everyone know that this was one of the most memorable days in the history of mankind. When he was a young child, his favorite hobbies included car tossing, boulder lifting, and flying to space... without a rocket ship. After finishing high school, Cameron left home searching for something, something unknown to humans. One day, while roaming through space, he found a new planet that was inhabited by weird, ape-like creatures that he called Wiggins. Not wanting to fight, he made peace with the apes, and they worshiped him, and made him king of their planet. Cameron still visits Earth, never landing, but flying through the sky, just to get a glimpse of his former home.